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The Latest LOST IN SUBURBIA column: Free the Forehead


“What did you do to your face?” my husband asked as he peered at me from the bathroom doorway.

I tried to look nonchalant. It was actually pretty easy to look nonchalant because my eyebrows were locked in a nonchalant position.

“I don’t know what you mean,” I shrugged.

He raised his eyebrows. I tried to raise mine back. No luck.

“You did something. You look different,” he said peering some more.

“Younger?” I asked hopefully.

“Noooo … .”

“Smoother?” I prompted.

“Noooo … .”

“Frozen?” I offered reluctantly.

“YES!” he shouted. I nodded. There was no denying it. I had Frozen Forehead…

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